Veganism, reimagined.    Permalink

July 25th, 2012

Imagine I started a club, based on appreciation of women.

I said, women are beautiful, wonderful beings. You should never, ever treat a woman badly, or harm her in any way.

It’s a beautiful thought isn’t it?

Then I said, “you must be adamant in avoiding women whenever possible.

Okay, it’s starting to get a little weird, right?

Then I said, “…and you can never use a product that has been made by women. Women shouldn’t work in factories, or be executives or housewives or work at all. And they should never interact with men, except viewing in their natural habitat, far from males.”

Huh?

Then, “Even though we’ll have to create machines to create and gestate new babies, it’s still more natural.”

?!

Then as the kicker I told you, “This should be the way everybody on the planet should live. We only tell you this because it’s better for your cholesterol.”

W.T.F.

Period.

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